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Zen Demotivational Poster


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)

THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.

TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - Damn Straight


AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987

TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol



TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
OUCH!!!²…damn kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm


ZEN TEACHINGS - Do not walk behind me for i may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for i may not follow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

TAGS: zen
Rating: 4.19/5

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TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


FUCK YOUR DECADE! - Sincerely, the 80s. (Rated R)

TAGS: 1980s arnold schwarzenegger commando
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 5:52 pm
My goodness, Arnie was a BIG boy back then, wasn't he? Reminds me of the recent Terminator Genisys movie, where they used CGI to put 80s Arnie into the movie as the original terminator. HUGE!

ZEN TEACHINGS - Some days you are the dog, and some days you are the tree.

PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.



TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am

EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?


TAGS: frozen cat global warming
Rating: 2.18/5
adolflol - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
I don't like cats, but that is just wrong
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
cats are no better than rats
Swampfox - November 20, 2009, 6:48 pm
Crats, clown cars... Who can tell the difference?
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
how can anyone think dead cats are funny?

GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs

THE BRAINBUG - You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?

TAGS: starship troopers citizen
Rating: 2.95/5

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Your Fucking Guest - May 11, 2009, 7:58 pm
its a butt :D
me - September 27, 2008, 11:24 pm
WTF is that thing? whatever it is it needs to be cremetated.. now
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:18 am
...also, kudos on the starship troopers reference...
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:17 am
Grant - September 7, 2008, 7:35 am
It looks like the Engineer from Halo
BoB - August 20, 2008, 3:17 am
RnR - July 30, 2008, 7:35 am
most likely a ver fat guys' ass
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:14 am
I give up. What the hell is it?


COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)

TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - You'll have to learn Spanish, the drivers sucks, traffic is horrendous, people are mean, crime is high and urban blight ubiquitous... but this never, ever happens.

TAGS: winter weather ice snow storm car frozen
Rating: 2.77/5

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Who FARTED!!! - October 19, 2009, 7:58 am
We got the bomb ass tacos in Califas too.
reason - September 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
nah its not a joke. but up in the northeast you wont have to deal with tsunamis, earthquakes, forest fires, flooding ect. the asshole drives and people yea they are here too. spanish is not necessary but is becoming helpful to know
familyghost - May 22, 2009, 11:28 am
That is just awesome. I wonder if it was a practical joke.


TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by culos

SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.


TAGS: fail skydiving zen
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm

ty ice
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:36 pm
Nice one RL. 5L


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm

THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

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skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid assets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by WTF

omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.

IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better

HE'LL BE BACK - He always comes back...

TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by SRD

Sho - June 18, 2012, 9:06 pm
Why are you not in the chopper? 4L


TAGS: zen buddhist monk wisdom burger
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:20 am
You friggin' kill dude. 5L


TAGS: sosuke aizen bleach anime manga kurosaki ichigo move bitch
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by shinigamisparda

angryceltic - August 31, 2010, 3:22 am
this post suffers from the same fate as all ani-fakes of people not knowing what is going on because they do not fallow the series while i personally get the reference and find it very funny it may not reach others
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 6:55 pm
I've read Bart's comment a couple times, this poster a couple times, and still... huh? 2L for whatever Bart seems to see here.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
I don't get this. Anyone care to explain? Maybe i will learn something.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
it's too bad i don't get it. 1L
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 4:53 am
It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:34 am
I know exactly why I don't like it, won't elaborate though...
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am
I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5


TAGS: rest relax ignorance bliss zen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:21 am
amen, 5150...nite nite

Peace Be With You -

TAGS: war peace citizenship innocence responsibility
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 23, 2014, 7:40 am
Dang, Just noticed I forgot to add Afghanis, Americans...
Reality Lord - July 23, 2014, 6:52 am

sounds like a qoute from the new planet of the apes movie :)


SEXUAL HARASSMENT - Let's see how it turns out for you this time, Arnie...

TAGS: socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi arnold schwarzenegger
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
why is that man wearing a bikini?
Boot - July 27, 2009, 9:13 pm
SEXUAL HARASSMENT - "She" is safe from it.
Krissie - July 19, 2009, 11:32 am
I am all for women competing in bodybuilding. however...when one looks like a man, and many of them get implants due to the extreme loss of bodyfat-that is just gross.


TAGS: schwarzenegger shriver terminator hasta la vista i ll be back
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by steph1

tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
Wow, he's gotten old. I suppose his now-ex wife won't be voting for him.
champ99 - May 18, 2011, 9:47 am
They now call him the Sperminator....


TAGS: patience zen pug patience patience
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:21 am
Haha! Ditto!


TAGS: fingerspitzengefuehl
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - February 3, 2010, 9:43 am
Hoer mal MAtthias. Ausserhalb Dzjermanie haben wir kein Umlaut auf unsere Tastatuere ;-)
culos - February 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
Danke schoen Kapitaen Bobvious....
Bob D. Sailor - January 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
Just trying to pronounce it, it sounds like German.
Ed-Hyde - January 13, 2010, 11:08 am
5 horribly obscure lions. Yes, I looked it up.


TAGS: tounge stuck frozen metal can
Rating: 3.73/5

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maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:48 pm
I Want One !


LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.

ZEN TEACHINGS - There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

TAGS: zen
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:21 am
Is that from a Hellraiser film?

WOMEN DON'T OBEY THEIR HUSBAND - Even if their husband is governer of the State of California and makes it a law

TAGS: maria shriver california arnold schwarzenegger governer cell phone law
Rating: 2.59/5

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irionman - November 13, 2009, 11:50 am
LogicDude - October 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 1:24 pm
they are those MOTHER FU**ER type of machine SH*T gun turret that fire CO*KS*CKER bullets at a rate C*NTLICKER of 100 bullets per AS**OLE second.
LogicDude - October 16, 2009, 12:47 pm
And are they machine gun or laser turrets?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Do you have turrets? or will all your comments be posted twice?
William - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am
Do you have a dictionary or will all of your posters have errors?
William - October 16, 2009, 1:29 am
Do you have a dictionary or will all of your posters have errors?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 12:51 am
This Republican Princess is not even violating any law in my Province. And in what universe does this whinyfake aspire to be either humourous or justifiably wry?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:15 pm
In fact, Any sensible cop will still ticket her, Just to avoid looking like he's playing favorites.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:14 pm
Oh, Come on. This has been law in my Province for years. And we all still Talk and drive. It's not Elitism If everyone does it. She'll still get pulled over for it and it will be her fame not her status as a politicians wife that gets her a pass.
Jmac0585 - October 14, 2009, 6:52 pm
Elitism at it's finest.

SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.

CALIFORNIA - Who wouldn't have a governor like this?

Random Act of Kindness -

TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?

Permanent Vacation -

TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.

Fortress -

TAGS: frozen waterfall climber ice tears
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:47 pm
Thanks guys.
falloutghoul - October 27, 2013, 6:54 pm
The Fortress of Solitude!
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 5:35 pm



TAGS: afghanistan soldier citizen commune
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:44 pm

It's not cynical to state a fact, PM, and poisonings have been rampant in that region for some time. But I always look for the little story in things~~in this case, the good man who reaches out with nothing to create this small moment.
Preacher Man - November 4, 2013, 2:28 am
Not to be cynical or anything, but there's a 50/50 chance that tea is poisoned.
EmilioDumphque - November 4, 2013, 1:46 am
Sir, you're giving away my position, and the cameraman is gonna get killed standing up in plain sight like that!


TAGS: zen moments
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 8:22 am
Damn flux capacitor. It’s enough to drive a nose straight into a strange hind end.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:25 pm
Gar ~ had you submitted this on April 14 - 16 we wouldn't have to make these comments! Anyway, nice nose!!
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 4:46 am

That nose looks very familiar 5omehow...

Thorns -

Orange Juice from Concentrate -

TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.

Home Care by Angels -

Wet & Cold -


TAGS: another instalment from my frozen berry collection
Rating: 3.48/5

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GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:58 am
Nobody captures the true sentiment of Marriage, better than Sean. 5L
Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
Hey LD, what makes you so sure the little light in not on all the time? Just asking ...
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:54 pm

i made a thread for my stolen version of his image
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:52 pm
The Little Woman? She's so frigid...*how frigid IS she?*...She's so frigid, when she spreads her legs a little light comes on!
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:27 pm
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:20 pm
First thing I though of when I saw was nuns, frigid women that hold on to their virginity.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:18 pm

GS - That is good. You should steal seans picture as well
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
losing your virginity, a moment frozen in time
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:10 pm
Take the to a nunnery!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:08 pm

you mind if I steal this image for another poster?
Sean - January 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Let's just say that the cherries encrusted in ice are a visual metaphor for ... figs.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 1:49 pm

do the cold cherries mean its a frigid marriage?

PHERAZEN - Quick! To the Puffy Pastrymobile!


TAGS: irony montreal ville marie citizen
Rating: 2.78/5

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THEBRAT - August 2, 2011, 8:34 pm
A 15 meter block piece of concrete fallen has forced the closure of the eastbound lanes of Montreal's Ville-Marie Expressway and a partial closure of the westbound lanes, but no one was injured luckily. The Irony is they're other similar past incidents...
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:09 pm

what i miss in montreal brat?

CITIZENSHIP - It's easier to get if you're good at something.

HELL FREEZES OVER? - The curse is ended Philly is back

TAGS: frozen over
Rating: 2/5

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jimfromtx - April 12, 2009, 4:48 am
I actually saw this on World's Dumbest today, someone throws a bottle at the guy, and he hits the ground. Hard. They didn't even try and catch him o_O
Charles - October 31, 2008, 8:08 pm
I think it's a Tampa Bay fan; man he got pwnd lol.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:50 am
It does look like spidey up there.
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
Wait... Is that Spider-Man sitting on that traffic signal?!?

YER MOMZ - tell her I like her hat!

TAGS: your mama mother monkey diss dozens
Rating: 1.46/5

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BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:50 pm
Pat...where are you?


TAGS: memories child missing snow frozen
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:50 pm

concern3 - December 21, 2016, 12:08 pm
Nice, UP yours

That ‘ah’ feeling -

TAGS: zen
Rating: 5/5

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Frozen in Time -

TAGS: pzy frozen time corpses everest
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 3, 2015, 7:32 am
Wrong kind of stiffy - 5L
Oldsod - August 3, 2015, 7:11 am
That's just cold, man. 5L.

Winter Wonderland -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?

Contrarian -


Hemingwhy Cookie Crossed Over -